Welcome all degenerate gamblers back into our weekly American football column here on the SoBros Network, Tank the 401k. Call your bookie and empty those retirement accounts (actually, don’t really do that – this is just sarcasm. Our lawyers say we shouldn’t claim to be experts on anything because we’re not)! Each week, Stoney and Stan team up to offer their three locks of the week – obviously, we’re not professionals here so take this advice with a grain of salt and don’t sue us if you piss all of your money away. That’s not our fault. Okay, I think we’re all set here – here are this week’s SoBros Gambling Picks.
Stan’s Picks
Another winning week. Another 2-1 week. No this isn’t a recycled article. Just call me Mr. 2-and-1 from now on, except this week when I go Mr. Worldwide and 3-0.
Packers/Panthers U 51.5. Let’s dabble on a Saturday night game. I said whatever the number is, I am taking the over. I saw 51.5 and tucked my tail between my legs and said I gotta go under. LETS GO DEFENSE.
Bucs -6. Book it. Falcons have nothing to live for.
Pats +3. If you don’t think Belichick doesn’t have the playbook on shutting down Tua, you probably can’t read good.
Stan is the Chief of Debauchery for SoBros Network. A native of the Northeast, he is a diehard fan of the New York Yankees, but no, he does not wear a big gold chain and backwards hat. Nor does he drink Heinekens. Follow on Twitter: @sobrostan.
Stoney’s Picks
Hell yeah! Back in that win column, baby. We’re back on our bullshit. Let’s keep this train rolling.
Texas A&M -14 – The Aggies are still hoping for a spot in the College Football Playoff, and will be looking for style points to emphatically end this season. The poor Vols.
Chiefs -3 – I actually like the Chiefs in this potential Super Bowl preview, just because of where the Saints are right now with Taysom Hill at quarterback. That Saints defense is no joke, but when you have Patrick Mahomes, you can score on anyone. I think they pull ahead, and the Saints offense just can’t keep up.
Bucs-Falcons, OVER 49.5 – I’m with Stan on the Bucs winning this one pretty easily, but I just love these two offenses. I’m lookin’ for fireworks in this one.
SEASON STATS
- Stan’s 2020 W-L: (23-16) – 59%
- Stan Last Week: (2-1)
- Stoney’s 2020 W-L: (18-21) – 46%
- Stoney Last Week: (2-1)
- SoBros 2020 W-L: (41-37) – 53%
- SoBros Last Week: (4-2)
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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